Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
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The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
Her roommate texted her and told her that her cat died. Now she's double-fisting bottles of wine while howling and wailing her dead cat's name. Not how I pictured this booty call.
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
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There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
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