I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
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