Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
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