How many nights a week you wake up with sticky boxers cause you were dreaming of Clay Aiken? Your wife mad?
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
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Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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