problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
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Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
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You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
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