I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
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We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
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We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
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