Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
ugly people sure do ruin things
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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