talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
Randomize
