..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
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Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
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How many fucks given?
0.12846
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
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