this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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