I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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