Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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