Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
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She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
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I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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