The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
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i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
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If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
I just sucked dick on a ferry
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