I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
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But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
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My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
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