I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
Randomize
