In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Randomize
