Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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