the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
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That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
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I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
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