fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
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i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
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his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
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