i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
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