I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
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Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
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guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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