You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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