wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
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