If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
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