So drunk its hurt
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
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