More tranny stories later!
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
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