D3 body, D1 cock
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
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