Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
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