Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
NoShamevember. You game?
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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