i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
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How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
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Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
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