i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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