: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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