Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
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You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
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i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
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