My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
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Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
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Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
Couch. On fire.
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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