I think i peed on brittanys purse
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
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