can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
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