Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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