sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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