You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
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