I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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