We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
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