hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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