I'm too hungover for some lady to talk to me about potatoes
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
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