He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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