it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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