babies were throwing up all over the place
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
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