I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
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its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
You told him you were auditioning guys for your new show: "So You Think You Can Fuck."
Best pick-up line ever!
My vagina just recognized that song.
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
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I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet