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• (801): View more from Utah

  see... this is why i put birth control in all my friends drinks

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  wait.... you do what?

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• (478): View more from Georgia

  So my roomate was sunbathing this morning on the porch with a sock covering his penis

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  Sounds like a really classy character....

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  He is classy. It was argyle.

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.

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• (928): View more from Arizona

  Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted

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  how much adderall did you take today?

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• (224): View more from Illinois

  Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.

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  21 Times Karma Showed These People Not to Mess Around

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• (386): View more from Florida

  Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)

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• (661): View more from California

  This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.

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• (850): View more from Florida

  Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup

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• (903): View more from Texas

  I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.

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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.

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