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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.

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• (925): View more from California

  its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife

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• (806): View more from Texas

  You told him you were auditioning guys for your new show: "So You Think You Can Fuck."

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  Best pick-up line ever!

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  My vagina just recognized that song.

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• (219): View more from Indiana

  I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall

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• (212): View more from New York

  Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.

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• (818): View more from California

  I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things

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  I felt like I was at the zoo

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• (571): View more from Virginia

  Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet

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