did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I'm chasing vodka with french fries.
I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
Randomize
