I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
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