Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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