If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
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Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
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I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
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