tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
You know you're getting old when 19 year olds you've met on tinder advise you that you should start looking for a wife and/or the mother of your children
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
It looked like Halloween in bed... BECAUSE HE BIT MY PUSSY AND I BLED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. THEN HE FELL AND BROKE HIS TOE. AND THEN PASSED OUT WHEN HE SAW ALL OF THE BLOOD.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Randomize
