she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
Passed out on a playground for a while before trying to break into the elementary school. Erica thought her captain tasted like cat food, so she poured her bottle into her cat's dish and proceeded to eat it like cereal.
You win. Erica always eats cat food.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
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i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
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Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
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